thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

jaclcfrost:

[likes a character] [character gets killed off]

if there’s a prize for rotten judgement

shtuts:

  I am the beast
  I am the light
  I am the blighted being cursed with sight
  I am the god
  Who created a world

  I am Leviathan the Girl.

i always laugh whenever people use the 눈_눈 emoticon because 눈 means eye so you are literally making eyes out of eyes

reillybites:

egberts-plush-posterior:

nyxasd:

Raising Dave, by Norhuu on tumblr.

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I just had to show my friends.

I have accomplished what I’ve been waiting to do :)

Then Bro started Smutpets and got billions of dollars.

And life was pretty hella.

What I want to know is whAT THE FUCK HE DOES WITH ALL THAT MONEY
WHY DOES HE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT
WHAT DOES HE DO WITH FUCKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DOES HE JUST BATHE IN WHATEVER HE DOESNT SPEND ON SHITTY SWORDS AND TURN TABLES
????????????????????????

send me a colour

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

i can’t ever get over this ask meme because i am a plum and this makes me uncomfortable

asugarplumfairy sang: I've been waiting forever to tell someone this joke b/c i don't know any other koreans on tumblr but what do you get when you cross a cow, a bird, and a rat?

turntechnics:

소 새 쥐 …

WAIT

this is still my favorite korean joke of all time no one can change my mind

me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
me: should this be on overlay or soft light
me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
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